The first day back at Tigerland for 2011 got off to an alarming start for Richmond coach Damien Hardwick.

Returning from the Christmas break this morning, Hardwick reported for duty in his old office underneath the Jack Dyer Stand, but instantly, his eager mind began to wander.

With the finishing touches being put on the ME Bank Centre, the new home for the coaches and players, Hardwick decided to poke his head in to check on the progress of the new facility.

He lasted only a few seconds in his new surroundings before the alarm was tripped, and he was forced to evacuate.

The police arrived swiftly on the scene to investigate, but were pleased to find a red-faced Hardwick fess up to his misdemeanour.